CANADIAN SINGER GRIMES CLAIMS SHE REMOVED BLUE LIGHT FROM HER VISION, LEAVING FANS BAFFLED

While modelling Stella McCartney's line for Adidas as part of a new campaign, Grimes (a.k.a. Claire Boucher) detailed her daily workout routine.

The space-age Grimes records, produces, and directs all of her videos. (Rankin)

CANADIAN SINGER GRIMES CLAIMS SHE REMOVED BLUE LIGHT FROM HER VISION, LEAVING FANS BAFFLED
Canadian singer Grimes has allegedly pioneered a treatment for all that eye strain caused by late-night Netflix watching and social media scrolling and it’s, well, something. Either that, or she’s an epic troll.

In an Instagram post published late Monday night, the pop star claimed she no longer sees blue light.

“I have also eliminated all blue light from my vision through an experimental surgery that removes the top film of my eyeball and replaces it with an orange ultra-flex polymer that my friend and I made in the lab this past winter as a means to cure seasonal depression,” she wrote. READ MORE


SINGER GRIMES SWORD FIGHTS, SCREAMS AND USES SENSORY DEPRIVATION TANK TO GET FIT
Grimes has shared details of her unusual fitness regime, which includes up to two hours of sword-fighting, and spending hours in a sensory deprivation tank.

The 31-year-old musician, who is the face of the new Adidas x Stella McCartney campaign, took to her Instagram to share her unorthodox regime, which also includes hours in a sensory deprivation tank and a screaming session. READ MORE


GRIMES JUST MIGHT BE PRANKING FANS WITH CLAIM OF REMOVING TOP FILM OF HER EYEBALL
Canadian singer-songwriter Grimes, a.k.a. Claire Boucher, has a keen interest in science. But is it true that Juno winner eliminated all blue light from her vision through experimental surgery to remove the top film of her eyeball?

That’s a claim she made on Instagram after signing on to an Adidas campaign with Stella McCartney.

The ultra-cool Grimes even claimed that this film was replaced with an “orange ultra-flex polymer”, which she and a friend made in a lab. READ MORE


GRIMES’ BONKERS HEALTH REGIME INCLUDES SURGICALLY REMOVING THE COLOUR BLUE FROM HER VISION
Lest you thought Grimes was becoming a little too relatable, she’s just shared her workout regimen. Needless to say, it’s the sort of out-there mishmash of bizarre phrases and buzz concepts befitting a Zoolander movie.

While modelling Stella McCartney’s line for Adidas as part of a new campaign, Grimes (a.k.a. Claire Boucher) detailed her daily workout routine. The result is a collection of words so bizarre that they will be quoted for time immemorial as people try to decipher whether they’re real or not. READ MORE

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