Nappoholics Anonymous is a weekly column featuring twelve random thoughts by actor Tony Nappo. Some are funny, some are poignant, some bother him, and some make him weep from sadness while others make him weep for joy. Here are his thoughts: unfiltered, uncensored, and only occasionally unsafe for work.
1. A big difference between acting and house painting is that they use completely different muscles. After all this time off, actors are bound to be a little rusty if they haven’t been doing things to keep their acting instrument nimble and ready. Thankfully, house painting uses mostly the same muscles as masturbation so I’m pretty much always ready to paint a house.
2. Book of the Week:
3. If Joe Pesci got a face lift and had his Everything Interesting removed, he’d be Ralph Macchio.
4. Debate Moment of the Week:
5. On Thanksgiving, I was very vocal and highly critical of anyone gathering in large groups. Someone asked why I was such a downer and couldn’t just respect other people’s choices. That is such a stupid fucking question. It would be like asking a guy attending a gay orgy in the mid 80s who is insisting that his sex partners wear condoms why he is such a downer and can’t respect other people’s choices.